Weekend Updates 8/1/15

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ANNOUNCEMENT

It’s official… The Girl in 6E, the award-winning erotic suspense by New York Times Bestseller Alessandra Torre, will be made into a movie! Torre has signed a deal with EuropaCorp Inc. to shoot a full-length feature film of The Girl in 6E! EuropaCorp is the studio behind the Taken trilogy as well as Lucy and the Transporter movies. In addition to having a studio, contracts are already executed for Vertigo Entertainment (The Grudge, Poltergeist) to produce the movie, and a female writer has already begun writing the script.

Alessandra had calls this week with Vertigo Entertainment and Chloe King, the scriptwriter, and will be an Executive Producer on the film. She will not have creative or casting control but will keep readers and fans updated on the progress via Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Goodreads.
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If you haven’t read the Girl in 6E, here is a list of links for easy access:
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New Releases

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J.R. Ward – The Bourbon Kings (The Bourbon Kings #1)

Kyra Davis – Just One Lie (Just One Night #2)

Cherise Sinclair – Servicing the Target (Masters of the Shadowlands #10)

Sarina Bowen & Elle Kennedy – Him

Barbara Elsborg – Breaking (Fall or Break #2)

Abraham Steele – Mail Order Husbands (Fated Date Agency #3)

Janean Worth – Deep Down

Nazarea Andrews – Before & After

M. Leighton – Always With You (Part Three)

Kaia Bennett – Mind Over Matter (Loose Ends #3)

Sawyer Bennett – Wicked Fall (Wicked Horse #1)

Karina Halle – Racing the Sun (Where Sea Meets Sky #2)

Imani King – Reckless Love

Pat Henshaw – Redesigning Max (Foothills Pride #2)

Leddy Harper – My Biggest Mistake

Max Henry – Devil in the Detail (Butcher Boys #4)

Emma Hart – Tangled Bond (Holly Woods Files #2)

Amelia Faulkner – Through Adversity

Cover Reveals

R.C. Martin – Reckless Surrender (Made for Love #2) Expected publication: August 4th 2015

Kennedy Ryan – Until I’m Yours (The Bennett Series #4) Expected publication: February 2nd 2016 (Available for Pre-Order)

Mandi Beck – Love Burns (Caged Love #2) Expected publication: September 21st 2015

Shay Savage – Released (Caged #3) Expected publication: August 25th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Kendall Ryan – Screwed (Expected publication: September 2015)

R.J. Prescott – The Aftermath (The Hurricane #2) Expected Publication December 15th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Stephanie Smith – How My Heart Breaks (Try Again #3) Expected publication: September 3rd 2015

Bella Jewel – Hard to Break (Alpha’s Heart #2) Expected publication: October 13th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

99 cent Deals

Elizabeth Lynx – Rules of Payne (Cake Love #1)

Kirsty Moseley – Always You (The Best Friend #1)

Kelli Heneghan – Learning to Love Again

 

Hot Free Books

C.D. Reiss – Spin (Songs of Corruption #1)

Claire Contreras – Torn Hearts (Hearts #1.5)

Desirae Grove – The Bear Heiress (A BBW Menage Bear Shifter Romance)

Mia Caldwell – Snowed in with the Billionaire (Part 1)

Scarlett Dawn – Obsidian Liquor (Lion Security #1)

Mia Watts – Mind F*cked (Faerily Imperfect #1)

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Weekend Updates 12/20/14

I’m going to level with you, folks – it’s the Holiday season and I am busy being merry and bright, so I’m a little light on the news this week. In my defense, there weren’t a lot of new and exciting announcements in the last seven days… I guess everyone else is busy, too? I still have lots of New Releases, Cover Reveals, and Freebies! I’ll leave you with this GIF to make up for my shortcomings:

Congratulations to Gina Wilkins – she won a copy of  Kissing the Golem by Danielle Summers – an awesome MM Erotic Romance with a Jewish Folktale twist.

We gave away a copy of En Memoriam by Tami Veldura to lucky winner Sula Holland – this is a 5-star Paranormal MM read that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

We were delighted to give away an eBook copy of one of the most moving novels we’ve read all year. Return to Me by James Oliver French was part mystery, part MM Romance. Nana received a copy of this fabulous novel, and we hope she enjoys it as much as we did!

In celebration of our review of Harper Miller‘s BDSM Novel, The Sweetest Taboo: An Unconventional Romance, the author gave away a $20 Amazon Gift Card to lucky winner Lisa Martinez Loredo.

Lanie Adams is the winner in the Animus Giveaway – Ophelia Bell gave an omnibus of the ENTIRE Sleeping Dragons series to her!

The following Giveaways are open:

We’re giving away a fabulous Dragon Heart / Smutsonian gift pack courtesy of author Susan Arden – It includes a T-Shirt, Tote, Notebook, and pen with Smutsonian and Dragon Heart Graphics. Enter here.

We’re Giving away a copy of the entire One Way or Another series by Jade Cain! Enter here.

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(Smutsonian Approved) Tami Veldura – Blood In The Water (An Act of Piracy #1)

Anthology: Skip to the Good Part 2: 20 Authors Reveal Their Steamiest Scenes

Tillie Cole – Heart Recaptured (Hades Hangmen #2)

Rachel Van Dyken – Enforce (Eagle Elite #1.5)

Lili St. Germain – One Love (Gypsy Brothers #7)

Roxy Sloane – Sweet Submission (Sweet Submission #1)

Aurora Rose Reynolds – Justified (Alfha Law Firm #1)

Donya Lynne – Winter’s Fire

Victoria Danann – Prince of Demons 1 (The Order of the Black Swan Spin-off)

Alessandra Torre – Do Not Disturb (The Girl in 6E #2) Expected publication: April 1st 2015

Christina Lauren – Beautiful Beloved (Beautiful Bastard #3.6) Expected publication: February 2nd 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Jayne Blue – Torrid (Torrid Trilogy Book 1) Expected Publication January 20, 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Sibylla Matilde – Post Breakup Sex (Copperline, #1) Expected publication: January 22, 2015

Pepper Winters – Second Debt (Indebted #3) Expected Publication: Early 2015

Aleatha Romig – Beyond the Consequences (Consequences #5) Expected publication: January 15, 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

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Kimberly Hunter – Destiny’s Path (Destiny Series Book 1)

Elise Covert – Spring Break Renegade

M.A. Anderson – Driving Me Crazy

Roxie Noir – M+M+F (A Bisexual MMF Threesome Bundle)

Kenya Wright – Bad for You (Bad for You #1)

Nova Raines & Mira Bailee – One Condition (The Lust List)

Get into the Holiday Spirit with these Freebies:

Heidi Cieciura – Let The Snow Fall (A Hunter Cade Mystery, #3)

Lynn Raye Harris – Hot Package (Hostile Operations Team #3)

Riley Murphy – A Perfect Holiday

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • I’ll be reviewing a phenomenal MMF Rocker Romance from Zoey Derrick called Claiming Addison – You don’t want to miss this folks, this book’s gonna be HUGE!
  • We’re going to talk about a twisted psycho-sexual thriller from Vince Chuchill, who normally writes Horror, but has dipped his toes in something darkly erotic for us.
  • I’ve got The First book in the Minotaur’s Mate series from Elise Artez.
  • We’re reviewing The Audition – a hot-off-the-press book from one of our favorite authors, Tara Crescent!

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 11/14/14

Fresh off the release of Dirty Rowdy Thing (Book Two in the Wild Seasons series) Christina Lauren made an exciting announcement about the next book in the Beautiful Bastard Series – We have a cover and a release date for Beautiful Secret (featured below) and we couldn’t be happier! We absolutely ADORE the Beautiful Bastard Series – Max Stella is our #1 Book Boyfriend, after all! We’re also excited to inform you that the author duo is still in talks to turn Beautiful Bastard into feature film, so get ready to tell everyone how much you loved the book before it was a movie!

Speaking of books at the movies – If you’ve already signed up for Alessandra Torre‘s newsletter, you know that she’s in talks to turn The Girl in 6E into a film *squee* plus she announced that the sequel to that book – Do Not Disturb – is expect in April of 2015!

In even more news from the Goddess of Erotic Romance known as Alessandra Torre, she’s living up to her promise from the BEND Anthology – At the end of her short story, Still, she indicated that she would turn Riley and Brett’s story into a full length novel. That time has come – TIGHT is expected January 2nd, 2015 & if you weren’t able to grab a copy of BEND before it became a banned book, don’t worry. Tight is going to stand alone…

Aaaaaand while we’re talking about books being made into movies, I suppose I should mention that the full trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey premiered this week:

So here’s the deal… I did not hate or love the FSoG franchise, but I respect the fuck out of it for introducing people to the Erotic Romance Genre… If it hadn’t been for the E.L. James phenomenon, I probably wouldn’t be doing what I do here at The Smutsonian. I probably wouldn’t have thousands of followers interested in learning about new and exciting books…

You’ve probably noticed that you can’t find reviews of any of the three Fifty Shades books here at The Smutsonian. That decision was deliberate, and I’ll probably never post any. People unfamiliar with the breadth of Erotica available tend to hold FSoG as some sort of touchstone formula for the genre and I won’t perpetuate the opinion that E.L. James represents the definition of the Genre.

That being said, I will absolutely pay money to see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie when it comes out next year. For one very specific reason. If this movie is a box office hit, it’s going to open the floodgates for film deals presented to all authors.

Truthfully, I loathe movies based on books. I have a tendency to yell “Read the Fucking Book!” at the television when trailers come on the screen… But I digress…

A successful FSoG movie will promote the whole Genre to an enormous audience. You don’t have to like it. It’s a fact. Studios will pay more attention to authors – especially Indie Authors – when choosing their next project. Most importantly, it will inspire people to READ more books, which is the whole reason I’m here.

Whatever you read, read it proudly. Don’t apologize. I’m here to take the ‘guilty’ out of ‘guilty pleasure’.

Until next week!
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We’re pleased to announce that all of last week’s giveaways are still active!

You can be a winner!

Win a copy Lilly Avalon‘s NA Erotic romance Here All Along. to enter, click here.

Win one of THREE copies of Wild Ride by Juliette Jones – It’s one of the hottest novellas we’ve read all year, so don’t miss your chance! Enter here.

Win the ENTIRE Ice Hockey Heat trilogy by Gin La Salle – Hot sweet MM Erotic Romance with a hockey theme! Enter here.

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Amber Lin & Shari Slade – One Kiss with a Rock Star (Half-Life #2)

Kendall Ryan – Filthy Beautiful Lust (Filthy Beautiful Lies #3)

L.B. Gregg – There’s Something About Ari (Bluewater Bay #2) XXXXXXXXX

Michelle A. Valentine – Rock My Body (Black Falcon #4)

Lauren Blakely – Nights with Him (Seductive Nights #4)

Julia Sykes – King (Impossible #7)

Heather Leigh – Suddenly Famous (Famous #5)

Eleven Best Selling Authors – Owned: An Alpha Anthology

C.J. Roberts – Determined to Obey (The Dark Duet #3.5)

Christina Lauren – Beautiful Secret (Beautiful Bastard #4) Expected publication: April 14th, 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Lane Hayes – The Right Words (Expected publication: December 12th) Available for Pre-Order on Dreamspinner Press

Carmen Jenner – Kick (Savage Saints MC #1) Expected publication: January 26th, 2015

Karina Bliss – Rise (Expected publication: January 28th, 2015)

Go load up your Kindle with these free smutty titles on Amazon:

Deva Long – Alpha Heat (Sons of Thunder MC: Book 1)

Amanda Torrey – The Immortal Contract

Carrie Cox – Desire (Desire #1)

Marysol James – Open Arms (Open Skies #2)

J. Ashburn – Man and the Beast (The Beast Within #1)

Derek T. Cole – The Rescue (The Harden City Chronicles, #1)

Mona Rounder – The Pickup

Sienna Valentine – Broken

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • I’ll be reviewing Captivated By You, the highly anticipated fourth book in the Crossfire series by Sylvia Day.
  • We’re going to talk about The Social Media series by J.A. Huss – we’re reviewing the third book, and the series is definitely shifting.
  • I’ve got the grand finale of the No Weddings seriesKat & Stone Bastion pull out all the stops in Three Christmases, and we’ll be giving away signed paperbacks of the entire series!!!
  • We’re reviewing One to Hold, a beautifully written erotic romance from Tia Louise!

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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