Weekend Updates 7/4/15

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Today is Shurrn’s Birthday!
Go wish her a happy birthday on Twitter 🙂

We’ve got several giveaways to celebrate, so get ready to win some fun stuff!

Active Giveaways

In celebration of Shurrn’s Birthday, The Smutsonian is giving away a $50 Amazon Gift Card! Click here to Enter!

In celebration our review of Lovely by Elizabeth SaFleur, the author is giving away three amazing prizes on The Smutsonian! Click here to Enter!

We’re giving away three eBook copies of Rebel: A Stepbrother Romance by Kim Linwood. Click here to enter!

We’re thrilled to be giving away both titles in the Enthrall Novellas series from Vanessa Fewings! Meet Dr. Cameron Cole and find out why he dominated our Book Boyfriends list! Click here to enter!

New Releases

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Olivia Cunning – Insider (Exodus End #1)

Kristen Ashley – Ride Steady (Chaos #3)

Sierra Simone – Priest: A Love Story

Holley Trent – One in Waiting (Den of Sin 20)

Jayne Blue – Dex (Great Wolves Motorcycle Club #1)

Ker Dukey – Drawn to You

J.A. Rock – The Grand Ballast

Laurelin McGee – Miss Match

Harper Bentley – Always and Forever (Serenity Point #2)

Tiffany Snow – Power Play (Risky Business #1)

Devyn Morgan – Unfading (Book One)

Tawdra Kandle – The Plan (Crystal Cove Books #2)

Elizabeth Harmon – Turning It On (Red Hot Russians #2)

Lauren Blakely – Sweet Sinful Nights (Sinful Nights #1)

Melissa Brown – Red Carpet Kiss

Elle Aycart – Heavy Secrets

J.L. Merrow – Played! (The Shamwell Tales #2)

Ann Mayburn – Alexandr’s Cherished Submissive (Submissive’s Wish #3)

Jennifer Probst – Searching for Always (Searching For #4)

Callie Hart – Violent Things (Chaos & Ruin #1)

Cover Reveals

Lana Grayson – Controlling Interests (The Legacy #2) Expected publication: July 15th 2015

Marie James – Begging for Hale (Hale #2) Expected publication: July 14th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Leah Raeder – Cam Girl (Expected publication: November 3rd 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Ash Adams – Meeting the Step (Expected publication: July 6th 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Shay Savage – Caged: Takedown Teague (Caged #1) Expected publication: July 14th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

B.L. Mooney & Laura Emory – Shadow (Expected Publication: July 15th 2015) Available for Pre-Order

 

99 cent Deals

Hot Anthology Alert: Hot Beach Romance: Sand, Sunshine and Sizzle – 15 contemporary romance stories by best-selling and award-winning authors. Each book has a beach setting, an irresistible love story and high sizzle factor. Only 99¢

In celebration of the 1 Year Anniversary for Instant Connection by SL Marshall, you can buy the first book in the Connection Series for just 99¢ You can also enter to #Win a $50 Amazon gift card from the author by entering her giveaway!

Hot Free Books

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These titles have been hand-picked by the Birthday Girl and all 100% Smutsonian Approved!

Smutsonian Approved Tenaya Jayne – Forbidden Forest (The Legends of Regia #1)

Smutsonian Approved Anna Zaires – Close Liaisons (The Krinar Chronicles #1)

Smutsonian Approved Katy Regnery – Breaking Up with Barrett (The English Brothers #1)

Smutsonian Approved Ella James – Red & Wolfe, Part One (Red & Wolfe #1)

Smutsonian Approved Ophelia Bell – Animus (Sleeping Dragons #1)

Smutsonian Approved Jae T. Jaggart – Cash: Angel, Demon, Rock Star (A Seven Deadly Sins Story #1)

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Yes, today is my Birthday, but did you know? Tomorrow is the start of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel!

Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you our list of TOP FIVE BOOK BFFs – Celebrating women in modern romance.
  • We have a review of Kayla Stonor‘s new Sci-Fi BDSM powerhouse, Submit By Treaty.
  • We’re bringing you a review of Trailer Park Abe 2: Abe Down Under because we’ll never get enough of Dominique Gerard‘s fantastically filthy All American Studs Series!
  • Plus our Birth-week celebrations roll on with lovely surprises for our readers!

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 5/02/15

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The Smutsonian is based in Louisville, Kentucky, USA where the first Saturday in May (today) is Kentucky Derby Day! Louisvillians have managed to turn a two minute horse race into a two-week city-wide party.

It starts with Thunder Over Louisville, North America’s largest annual fireworks display. Then we have parades, hot air balloon races, black-tie galas, steamboats, marathons, bed races (yes, it’s a thing), followed by the Kentucky Oaks race (which is when the locals go to Churchill Downs), and finally, The Derby. It’s all fancy hats and bourbon around here…

Last Week's Winners

We gave away three eBook copies of Hot Summer Lust by Juliette Jones to Kelley, Sharame, & Maria!

Active Giveaways

Three lucky winners will be getting eBook copies of Teach Me by Cate BelleroseClick here to enter!

We’re giving away an eBook box set of the Amanda’s Kinkdom series by Connie Cliff. Click here to enter!

We’re excited to give away a copy of Polished by Alyssa Turner – a fabulous MMF Stand alone. Click here to enter!

New Releases

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Leah Raeder – Black Iris

Smutsonian ApprovedEmma Chase – Overruled (The Legal Briefs #1)

Smutsonian ApprovedHarper Miller – Ironic (Kinky Connect Chronicles #1)

Elle Kennedy – The Mistake (Off-Campus #2)

S.L. Scott – The Reckoning (Hard to Resist #2)

Bella Jewel – Desolation (Jokers’ Wrath MC #4)

Riley Hart – Rock Solid (Rock Solid Construction #1)

Tijan – Carter Reed 2 (Carter Reed #2)

Roxy Sloane – The ExposĂ© 4 (The ExposĂ© #4)

Tara Crescent – Bought (Assassin’s Revenge #2)

Leisa Rayven – Broken Juliet (Starcrossed #2)

Carina Wilder – Dragon Flight (Seeking Her Mates #3)

Cover Reveals

Cora Brent – Unruly (Expected publication: May 2015)

S.L. Jennings – Afraid to Fly (The Fearless Series #2) Expected publication: May 26th 2015

Ava Harrison – Imperfect Truth (Expected publication: May 13th 2015)

Setta Jay – Binding Ecstasy (Guardians of the Realms #6) Expected publication: May 31st 2015

Hot Free Books

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Lyn Brittan – Moonlit Embrace

Kira Barker – The Girl & The Vampire (The Embassy #1)

Sharon Hamilton – Honeymoon Bite (Golden Vampires of Tuscany #1)

Carina Wilder – Encounters (Sought by the Alphas #1)

Marni Mann – Unblocked (Timber Towers #1)

Mari Carr – Blank Canvas (Big Easy #1)

Amy Jarecki – Beauty and the Barbarian (Highland Force #3)

Lucy Smith – The Sunday Arrangement (Fantasy #1)

E. Davies – Third Chances (Parker Brothers #1)

GIF of the Week

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Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you a review of the Storm Box Set by Tara Crescent – British movie-star Dom, people… Break out the extra panties for this one!
  • We have a review of the first book in the laugh-out-loud Kinky Connect Chronicles from the lovely and talented Harper Miller.
  • We’re bringing you a review of Angel 6.0: Escape, because we just can’t get enough of Travis Luedke‘s new Space Opera serial series.
  • Plus a Throwback Thursday review of a book that has been on out TBR for entirely too long.

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 4/25/15

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C.D. Reiss (one of the reining queens of Erotic Romance) has just announced details on her highly anticipated Hollywood Project this week. In addition to a sweet title – ShutterGirl and  a gorgeous Cover Reveal (see below) she released a fun book trailer!

Last Week's Winners

We gave away FIVE eBook copies of Noble Heart : Salvation by Christa Kelley to Sam, Felecia, Jennifer, Gaynor, & Hannah.

Active Giveaways

We’re giving away eBook copies of Hot Summer Lust by Juliette Jones to three lucky winners. Click here to enter!

New Releases

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Smutsonian ApprovedA.R. Torre – Do Not Disturb (Deanna Madden #2)

Smutsonian Approved Travis Luedke – Angel 6.0: Escape (Angel 6.0 #2)

Smutsonian ApprovedKayla Stonor – Restrain By Treaty (Qui Treaty Collection, #2)

Penelope Douglas – Aflame (Fall Away #4)

Anne Rice (writing as A.N. Roquelaure) – Beauty’s Kingdom (Sleeping Beauty #4)

Smutsonian ApprovedJordan Castillo Price – A Bitter Taste of Sweet Oblivion eBook Box Set (Channeling Morpheus books 6-10)

Christina Lee – There You Stand (Between Breaths #5)

Sawyer Bennett – Grind: A Legal Affairs Story (Cal and Macy #2)

Jordan Castillo Price – Canine (Channeling Morpheus Short #10.2)

Alexa Riley – Taking the Fall: Vol 2

Tessa Bailey – Need Me (Broke and Beautiful #2)

Cover Reveals

C.D. Reiss – ShutterGirl (Expected publication: May 20th 2015)

Kindle Alexander – Secret (Expected Publication: Summer, 2015)

Elle Kennedy – The Mistake (Off-Campus #2) Expected publication: April 28th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

S.L. Scott – The Reckoning (Hard to Resist #2) Expected publication: April 28th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Jennifer Dawson – Crave (Undone, #1) Expected publication: June 1st 2015

Clarissa Wild – Stalker (Expected publication: June 2015)

Trisha Wolfe – With Visions of Red (Broken Bonds #1) Expected publication: May 7th 2015

Abby McCarthy – Hurt You (Wrecked #3) Expected publication: May 26th 2015

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Smutsonian Approved Pepper Winters – Debt Inheritance (Indebted #1)

Smutsonian Approved Anna Zaires – Close Liaisons (The Krinar Chronicles #1)

Smutsonian Approved Tenaya Jayne – Forbidden Forest (The Legends of Regia #1)

Magda Alexander – Storm Damages (Storm Damages #1)

Taryn Plendl – So Much More (Chrome Series #1)

 

Orrin Jason Bradford – Seeds of a New Birth (The Kindred Series #1)

Marata Eros – Brolach (Demon #1)

Sarah Tork – Always Wanted (Xander Barns #1)

P.J. Fox – Captive In His Castle (The Prince’s Slave #1)

GIF of the Week

It’s no secret that Shurrn is a collector of GIFs – she’s a regular goddamn magpie when it comes to picking up little moving images… Unfortunately, not all awesome GIFs are applicable to reviews or live blogging her books… So, each week Shurrn will bless us with a new ridiculous GIF…

Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you a review of the most recent PsyCop novel, Spook Squad.
  • We have a review of Dark Soul the new fantasy release from Tenaya Jayne.
  • We’re bringing you a review of Polished, a delicious MMF romance.
  • We take a look at Connie Cliff and her story One Kink at a Time.

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 4/18/15

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The New Release Gods are certainly shining on us this week.
I can barely contain myself!

New books in some of our favorite series.
Brand new series from some of our favorite Authors.
Stand-Alones from some of the most talented storytellers on the planet.

Last Week's Winners

We gave away eBook copies of Blind Man’s Wolf by Amelia Faulkner to three lucky winners: JoAnn Boothby, AnnMarie, & Sula Holland!

Active Giveaways

We’re giving away FIVE eBook copies of Noble Heart : Salvation by Christa Kelley – This is a fab start to a MM Historical serial. Enter Here!

We’re giving away eBook copies of Hot Summer Lust by Juliette Jones to three lucky winners. Click here to enter!

New Releases

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Smutsonian Approved Christina Lauren – Beautiful Secret (Beautiful Bastard #4)

Smutsonian ApprovedTara Crescent – Found (Assassin’s Revenge #1)

Smutsonian Approved Tenaya Jayne – Dark Soul (The Legends of Regia #3)

J.A. Huss – Meet Me in the Dark

Pepper Winters – Third Debt (Indebted #4)

Tiffany Reisz – The Headmaster

 

 

Lisa Henry & M. Caspian – Fallout

J.R. Ward – The Story of Son: A Dark Vampire Romance

AmĂ©lie S. Duncan – Tiger Lily (Tiger Lily #2)

Anne Tenino – Wedding Favors (Bluewater Bay #7)

J.M. Darhower – The Mad Tatter

Jani Kay – Gods & Monsters (Scorpio Stinger MC #3)

Jen Frederick – Unrequited (Woodlands #4)

Geneva Lee – Two Week Turnaround

Jewel E. Ann – Only Trick

Cover Reveals

Jessie G – Tricking Chase (Devils Pride MC #1) Expected publication: May 8th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Jordan Castillo Price – Canine (Channeling Morpheus Short #10.2) Expected Publication: April 21, 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

B.L. Berry – Love Abstract (The Art of Falling #2) Expected publication: May 18th 2015

Thianna Durston – A Good Family Man (Corbin’s Bend Season Three #8) Expected publication: August 6th 2015

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Hot Free Books

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Go load up your Kindle with these FREE smutty titles!

Jen Frederick – Undeclared (Woodlands #1)

Melissa Collins – Let Love In (Love #1)

AJ Spencer – Edge of Darkness (Submit to Darkness #1)

Lauren Lashley – Succulence (Succulence, #1)

Jenny Foshia – Saving Brielle (Celestial Mating #1)

Helena Newbury – Seduced (Undercover #1)

 

 

 

 

 

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Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • We have a review of the first book Travis Luedke‘s new Sci-Fi series, Angel 6.0
  • We’re bringing you a review of Kayla Stonor‘s spin-off novella Release By Treaty – a side story in the delicious Fem-Dom Alien Qui series.
  • Plus a Throwback guest review, a couple more aliens, and all kinds of fabulous goodies!

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Hot Hipster Hunks – Like we wouldn’t have an entire Tumblr dedicated to beards and tattoos? Be serious…

Crushing on Jake Bass - My infatuation with Male Model/Porn Star on display (HIGHLY NSFW)

For the Love of Dicks – Just some good ol’ fashion gay porn (HIGHLY NSFW)