Weekend Updates 5/09/15

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We’re reluctantly weighing in on this week’s Author/Blogger relations fiasco known as Black Balled – the new release from Andrea Smith. In this industry, Egos inflate quickly and somehow the entire blogging community got pulled into the gravitational pull of two people who don’t like each other, but who claim to represent their respective demographics.

Our official stand on this absurd Scandal:

We’re not fans of the blogger involved.
We don’t give a lot of fucks about the author either.
Neither party has endeared themselves through this whole feud.

On one side we have a blogger, Baba, who consistently writes HONEST reviews. Sometimes brutal, painful, scathing, reviews, but that’s her prerogative. All reviewers are giving their individual opinions based on subjective experiences and preferences. Here’s OUR honest opinion – We don’t dig Baba’s reviews, and her ratings consistently diverge from ours, So we don’t follow her. We don’t read her reviews, and that’s about it – If one particular author had enough sense to do the same, we wouldn’t even be writing this… But alas, we’re here to remind everyone that just because you don’t agree with someone doesn’t mean they’re not entitled to their opinion. Only an asshole would say something like that.

*clears throat*

Long story short, Baba panned a couple of Andrea Smith‘s popular books (I mean, it was a little more complicated than that, but whatever) and the author decided it would be a good idea release a book called Black Balled and then pretend it’s not an obsessive commentary on a reviewer that didn’t like her…

I read the blurb for Black Balled and was appalled – the following image was a screen shot of the Blurb on GoodReads. It has since been updated to something less incriminating incendiary:

Andrea Smith argues that her character Babu has nothing to do with Baba and that she loves all bloggers. She’s claims to be completely baffled as to why anyone would draw correlation between her ongoing feud with Baba and the release of Black Balled. I have never seen so much backpedaling in my entire life.

Truth is, everyone knows that Baba can be brutal with her criticisms. Most readers who enjoy her reviews aren’t dissuaded in the least from reading books she rates poorly. What readers didn’t know until this stunt is that Andrea Smith is churlish and petty at best, and phenomenally creepy and disrespectful of the blogging industry at worst.

This is not the first case of Author backlash, nor will it be the last. I really do appreciate authors identifying themselves loudly like this so I can make sure not to support them in the future. Makes my job easier.

Last year there was an uproar about Authors lashing out at bloggers for their unflattering reviews -It’s the risk you take when you offer an opinion on anything on the internet. That you’ll be sucked into a battle with pissy Trolls. But that’s not what concerns me the most. In 2014 an author tracked down a reviewer and showed up at her house. That is psychotic and terrifying.

Should we as a blogging community be less concerned with retaliatory authors like Andrea Smith because she chose to lash out in a non-violent way? Where do we draw the line?

In the case of the Black Balled fiasco, I suggest letting both sides stand upon the mountain of unflattering behavior they’ve built for themselves. Good luck climbing down from there.

Now, I’m done talking about this.
Let’s all move on.

Last Week's Winners

We agave away three copies of the fabulous BDSM Erotic Romance, Teach Me by Cate Bellerose to the following lucky winners: Shayla, Jennifer, & Sara!

Active Giveaways

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New Releases

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Ella Frank – Trust (Temptation #3)

Amelia Faulkner – Blood Moon Rising (Tooth & Claw #2)

Tina Folsom – Luther’s Return (Scanguards Vampires #10)

Kendall Ryan – The Gentleman Mentor

Stylo Fantome – My Time in the Affair

Sawyer Bennett – Yield: A Legal Affairs Story (Cal and Macy #3)

Jessica Clare & Jen Frederick – Last Kiss (Hitman #3)

Christina Lee – Two of Hearts

Monica James – White (I Surrender #4)

Emma Hart – Dirty Past (The Burke Brothers #2)

Alexa Riley – Taking the Fall: Vol 3 (Taking the Fall #3)

Eight Awesome Authors – The Way of the Warrior Anthology

 

Isabelle Richards – When Fates Align (When Fates Collide #3)

Helena Hunting – Pucked

Scarlett Raynes – My Lord, My Master (The Three Kings #1)

Cover Reveals

Multiple Amazing Authors – Taste Me Anthology (Expected Publication: 2015)

Pepper Winters – Fourth Debt (Indebted #5) Expected publication: August 11th 2015

Tia Louise – One to Chase (One to Hold #7) Expected publication: June 25th 2015

Victoria Denault – One More Shot (Hometown Players #1) Expected publication: June 2nd 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Karina Halle – The Offer (Expected publication: June 2015)

Alice Montalvo-Tribue – Mirage (Expected Publication 2015)

 

 

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Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you a review of the fabulous Channeling Morpheus Box set from Jordan Castillo Price, and we’re making the case for Audio books!
  • We have a review of the upcoming Katy Regnery release – Bidding on Brooks, the first book in her new Winslow Brothers series which serves as a companion to our favorite English Brothers series.
  • We’re bringing you a bit of Alien Femme Domme badassadry from Kayla Stonor and her book Restrain by Treaty – we freakin’ loved this book.
  • Plus we’re giving our opinion on Trust, the Finale of Ella Frank‘s Temptation series – find out if Logan & Tate rode off into the smutty sunset together!

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 5/02/15

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The Smutsonian is based in Louisville, Kentucky, USA where the first Saturday in May (today) is Kentucky Derby Day! Louisvillians have managed to turn a two minute horse race into a two-week city-wide party.

It starts with Thunder Over Louisville, North America’s largest annual fireworks display. Then we have parades, hot air balloon races, black-tie galas, steamboats, marathons, bed races (yes, it’s a thing), followed by the Kentucky Oaks race (which is when the locals go to Churchill Downs), and finally, The Derby. It’s all fancy hats and bourbon around here…

Last Week's Winners

We gave away three eBook copies of Hot Summer Lust by Juliette Jones to Kelley, Sharame, & Maria!

Active Giveaways

Three lucky winners will be getting eBook copies of Teach Me by Cate BelleroseClick here to enter!

We’re giving away an eBook box set of the Amanda’s Kinkdom series by Connie Cliff. Click here to enter!

We’re excited to give away a copy of Polished by Alyssa Turner – a fabulous MMF Stand alone. Click here to enter!

New Releases

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Leah Raeder – Black Iris

Smutsonian ApprovedEmma Chase – Overruled (The Legal Briefs #1)

Smutsonian ApprovedHarper Miller – Ironic (Kinky Connect Chronicles #1)

Elle Kennedy – The Mistake (Off-Campus #2)

S.L. Scott – The Reckoning (Hard to Resist #2)

Bella Jewel – Desolation (Jokers’ Wrath MC #4)

Riley Hart – Rock Solid (Rock Solid Construction #1)

Tijan – Carter Reed 2 (Carter Reed #2)

Roxy Sloane – The Exposé 4 (The Exposé #4)

Tara Crescent – Bought (Assassin’s Revenge #2)

Leisa Rayven – Broken Juliet (Starcrossed #2)

Carina Wilder – Dragon Flight (Seeking Her Mates #3)

Cover Reveals

Cora Brent – Unruly (Expected publication: May 2015)

S.L. Jennings – Afraid to Fly (The Fearless Series #2) Expected publication: May 26th 2015

Ava Harrison – Imperfect Truth (Expected publication: May 13th 2015)

Setta Jay – Binding Ecstasy (Guardians of the Realms #6) Expected publication: May 31st 2015

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Marni Mann – Unblocked (Timber Towers #1)

Mari Carr – Blank Canvas (Big Easy #1)

Amy Jarecki – Beauty and the Barbarian (Highland Force #3)

Lucy Smith – The Sunday Arrangement (Fantasy #1)

E. Davies – Third Chances (Parker Brothers #1)

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Next Week

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Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you a review of the Storm Box Set by Tara Crescent – British movie-star Dom, people… Break out the extra panties for this one!
  • We have a review of the first book in the laugh-out-loud Kinky Connect Chronicles from the lovely and talented Harper Miller.
  • We’re bringing you a review of Angel 6.0: Escape, because we just can’t get enough of Travis Luedke‘s new Space Opera serial series.
  • Plus a Throwback Thursday review of a book that has been on out TBR for entirely too long.

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 4/25/15

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C.D. Reiss (one of the reining queens of Erotic Romance) has just announced details on her highly anticipated Hollywood Project this week. In addition to a sweet title – ShutterGirl and  a gorgeous Cover Reveal (see below) she released a fun book trailer!

Last Week's Winners

We gave away FIVE eBook copies of Noble Heart : Salvation by Christa Kelley to SamFeleciaJenniferGaynor, & Hannah.

Active Giveaways

We’re giving away eBook copies of Hot Summer Lust by Juliette Jones to three lucky winners. Click here to enter!

New Releases

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Smutsonian ApprovedA.R. Torre – Do Not Disturb (Deanna Madden #2)

Smutsonian Approved Travis Luedke – Angel 6.0: Escape (Angel 6.0 #2)

Smutsonian ApprovedKayla Stonor – Restrain By Treaty (Qui Treaty Collection, #2)

Penelope Douglas – Aflame (Fall Away #4)

Anne Rice (writing as A.N. Roquelaure) – Beauty’s Kingdom (Sleeping Beauty #4)

Smutsonian ApprovedJordan Castillo Price – A Bitter Taste of Sweet Oblivion eBook Box Set (Channeling Morpheus books 6-10)

Christina Lee – There You Stand (Between Breaths #5)

Sawyer Bennett – Grind: A Legal Affairs Story (Cal and Macy #2)

Jordan Castillo Price – Canine (Channeling Morpheus Short #10.2)

Alexa Riley – Taking the Fall: Vol 2

Tessa Bailey – Need Me (Broke and Beautiful #2)

Cover Reveals

C.D. Reiss – ShutterGirl (Expected publication: May 20th 2015)

Kindle Alexander – Secret (Expected Publication: Summer, 2015)

Elle Kennedy – The Mistake (Off-Campus #2) Expected publication: April 28th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

S.L. Scott – The Reckoning (Hard to Resist #2) Expected publication: April 28th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Jennifer Dawson – Crave (Undone, #1) Expected publication: June 1st 2015

Clarissa Wild – Stalker (Expected publication: June 2015)

Trisha Wolfe – With Visions of Red (Broken Bonds #1) Expected publication: May 7th 2015

Abby McCarthy – Hurt You (Wrecked #3) Expected publication: May 26th 2015

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Smutsonian Approved Pepper Winters – Debt Inheritance (Indebted #1)

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Smutsonian Approved Tenaya Jayne – Forbidden Forest (The Legends of Regia #1)

Magda Alexander – Storm Damages (Storm Damages #1)

Taryn Plendl – So Much More (Chrome Series #1)

 

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Marata Eros – Brolach (Demon #1)

Sarah Tork – Always Wanted (Xander Barns #1)

P.J. Fox – Captive In His Castle (The Prince’s Slave #1)

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Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you a review of the most recent PsyCop novel, Spook Squad.
  • We have a review of Dark Soul the new fantasy release from Tenaya Jayne.
  • We’re bringing you a review of Polished, a delicious MMF romance.
  • We take a look at Connie Cliff and her story One Kink at a Time.

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 4/18/15

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The New Release Gods are certainly shining on us this week.
I can barely contain myself!

New books in some of our favorite series.
Brand new series from some of our favorite Authors.
Stand-Alones from some of the most talented storytellers on the planet.

Last Week's Winners

We gave away eBook copies of Blind Man’s Wolf by Amelia Faulkner to three lucky winners: JoAnn Boothby, AnnMarie, & Sula Holland!

Active Giveaways

We’re giving away FIVE eBook copies of Noble Heart : Salvation by Christa Kelley – This is a fab start to a MM Historical serial. Enter Here!

We’re giving away eBook copies of Hot Summer Lust by Juliette Jones to three lucky winners. Click here to enter!

New Releases

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Smutsonian Approved Christina Lauren – Beautiful Secret (Beautiful Bastard #4)

Smutsonian ApprovedTara Crescent – Found (Assassin’s Revenge #1)

Smutsonian Approved Tenaya Jayne – Dark Soul (The Legends of Regia #3)

J.A. Huss – Meet Me in the Dark

Pepper Winters – Third Debt (Indebted #4)

Tiffany Reisz – The Headmaster

 

 

Lisa Henry & M. Caspian – Fallout

J.R. Ward – The Story of Son: A Dark Vampire Romance

Amélie S. Duncan – Tiger Lily (Tiger Lily #2)

Anne Tenino – Wedding Favors (Bluewater Bay #7)

J.M. Darhower – The Mad Tatter

Jani Kay – Gods & Monsters (Scorpio Stinger MC #3)

Jen Frederick – Unrequited (Woodlands #4)

Geneva Lee – Two Week Turnaround

Jewel E. Ann – Only Trick

Cover Reveals

Jessie G – Tricking Chase (Devils Pride MC #1) Expected publication: May 8th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Jordan Castillo Price – Canine (Channeling Morpheus Short #10.2) Expected Publication: April 21, 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

B.L. Berry – Love Abstract (The Art of Falling #2) Expected publication: May 18th 2015

Thianna Durston – A Good Family Man (Corbin’s Bend Season Three #8) Expected publication: August 6th 2015

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Next Week

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Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • We have a review of the first book Travis Luedke‘s new Sci-Fi series, Angel 6.0
  • We’re bringing you a review of Kayla Stonor‘s spin-off novella Release By Treaty – a side story in the delicious Fem-Dom Alien Qui series.
  • Plus a Throwback guest review, a couple more aliens, and all kinds of fabulous goodies!

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 4/11/15

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Active Giveaways

We’re giving away THREE eBook copies of Blind Man’s Wolf by Amelia Faulkner! Click here to enter!

We’re giving away FIVE eBook copies of Noble Heart : Salvation by Christa Kelley – This is a fab start to a MM Historical serial. Enter Here!

We’re giving away eBook copies of Hot Summer Lust by Juliette Jones to three lucky winners. Click here to enter!

New Releases

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Joanna Wylde – Silver Bastard (Silver Valley #1)

Nikki Sloane – Three Hard Lessons (Blindfold Club #2)

Smutsonian Approved Bey Deckard – Fated: Blood and Redemption (Baal’s Heart #3)

Adrian R. Hale – A Taste of Bliss

Kelly Jamieson – Loving Maddie from A to Z

J. Kenner – Say My Name (Stark International Trilogy #1)

Juliette Jones – Taming Jake Wolfe

Everly Rivers – Love in the Time of Zombies (Part One)

Sarah Castille – Full Contact (Redemption #3)

A.L. Jackson – Come to Me Recklessly (Closer to You #3)

Sawyer Bennett – Clash: A Legal Affairs Story (Cal and Macy #1)

Abbi Glines – When I’m Gone (Rosemary Beach #11)

L.P. Dover – Kyle’s Return (Gloves Off #5)

Rachel Robinson – Set in Stone

Cover Reveals

Laurelin Paige – First Touch (Book one in an Untitled series) Expected publication: December 22nd 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Emma Chase – Appealed (The Legal Briefs #3) Expected Publication: November 17, 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Lexi Ryan – Playing with Fire (Expected publication: July 7th 2015)

Sawyer Bennett – Ryker (Cold Fury Hockey #4) Expected publication: September 8th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Vi Keeland – Beat (Expected Publication: June 15, 2015)

Jen Frederick – Unrequited (Woodlands #4) Expected publication: April 13th 2015

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Lynn Carmer – Charm School After Dark (Lesson #1)

Suzanne Halliday – Broken Justice (Justice Brothers #1)

Scarlett Avery – Casual Encounter (The Seduction Factor #1)

Carmen Falcone – Accidentally Hooked (The Naked Truth #1)

Cassie Wright – Den and Breakfast (Honeycomb Falls #1)

Sales & Deals

 

You can snatch up all the books in Stylo Fantome’s delicious Kane Trilogy for only 99¢ each!
Book 1 – Degradation
Book 2 – Separation
Book 3 – Reparation
Book 3.5 – Completion

Click here to grab all three books in this taboo box set for only 99¢!

GIF of the Week

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Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you a review of Spook Squad, the seventh book in the PsyCop series from Jordan Castillo Price.
  • We have a review of Teach Me from Cate Bellerose – the highly anticipated follow up to Make Me, one of our favorite BDSM reads of the year so far!
  • We’re bringing you an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Tara Crescent‘s upcoming release, Found.
  • Plus Pirates, throwbacks, and maybe even an alien or three!

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 4/04/15

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Well, MM March is officially over and we’re back to reading books with a vagina or two in them… Mind you, The Smutsonian maintains a healthy split all year ’round when it comes to sexual diversity. When we ran the numbers at the end of last year it was about 60% Heterosexual / 40% LGBTQ. We try to offer a little something for every taste.

Speaking of diverse tastes, Holy Hell – Our New Releases section is filled to bursting with every kind of subcategory imaginable! There are also HIGHLY anticipated sequels in there from some of the most talented authors we’ve ever read, so I hope you’ve been exercising your One-Click finger!

Active Giveaways

We’re giving away THREE eBook copies of Blind Man’s Wolf by Amelia Faulkner! Click here to enter!

We’re giving away FIVE eBook copies of Noble Heart : Salvation by Christa Kelley – This is a fab start to a MM Historical serial. Enter Here!

New Releases

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Smutsonian ApprovedAbigail Roux – Crash & Burn (Cut & Run #9)

Smutsonian Approved Zoey Derrick – Redeeming Kyle (69 Bottles #3)

Tiffany Reisz – The Virgin (The Original Sinners: White Years #3)

J.R. Ward – The Shadows (Black Dagger Brotherhood #13)

K.C. Lynn – The Final Temptation (Men of Honor #3.5)

Heather C. Leigh – Ricochet: Locked & Loaded (Ricochet #1)

Andrea Smith – Taz (G-Man #4)

Kylie Scott – Deep (Stage Dive #4)

Cee Smith – Stolen Donor (Stolen #1)

Penelope Ward – Jake Understood (Jake #2)

Elizabeth Lynx – Rules of Payne (Cake Love #1)

Red Phoenix – Brie’s City of Angels (Submissive in Love, #6)

Jennifer Bene – Security Binds Her (Thalia #1)

Lilith K. Duat – Balance in Chaos

Rebecca Zanetti – Total Surrender (Sin Brothers #4)

Cover Reveals

J.A. Huss – Meet Me in the Dark (Expected publication: April 15th 2015)

Adrian R. Hale – A Taste of Bliss (Expected publication: April 7th 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Paige Weaver – Promise Me Once (Expected publication: April 19th 2015)

Gillian Jones – My Mind’s Eye (Expected Publication 2015)

Hot Free Books

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Selena Kitt – Taken

Jaimie Roberts – Deviant (Deviant #1)

Adrienne Wilder – The First Three Rules (My Brother’s Keeper Trilogy #1)

J. Woods – Savage Scheme (A Savage Series Novel)

Nicki Rae – Damaged Perfection (Perfection #1)

A.K. Michaels – Sabrina’s Vampire (Sabrina’s Vampire #1)

Jennifer Blake – Queen For A Night

Denise Domning – The Warrior’s Wife (The Warrior #1)

Bella Love-Wins – BURNT (The Wild Flame Series #1)

GIF of the Week

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Because of reasons…

Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • We have a review of the 6th book in Jordan Castillo Price‘s fabulous PsyCop Series
  • We’re bringing you an in-depth review of the second book in the Baal’s Heart series – because we simply can’t get enough of Bey Deckard‘s delicious MMM Pirates!
  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to host a series of guest posts from Author C.P. Mandara – she will be reviewing the Rook & Ronin series for us as part of our Throw Back Thursday initiative – catching you up on books the Smutsonian may have missed.
  • We’ve got a review of Hot Summer Lust by the lovely and talented Juliette Jones.
  • We’re also considering throwing in a few aliens, Fem-Doms, and shifters to spice up your week.

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 3/28/15

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 Guess what Vinny & Shurrn are doing today!
Buddy reading Cut & Run #9 *squee* those who pre-ordered the title on Riptide Publishing’s website get the book two days in advance of the general release. We’re going to lock ourselves away with the finale of Abigail Roux‘s Cut and Run series and we plan to have a review posted on Monday – it might just be the first in-depth review for the title on the internet when it goes live – there were no ARCs or other pre-release happenings for this title, so we’re all hopped up on the awesomeness of one of our favorite series and the time crunch to let you know what we think about it. Expect fangirling and muppet-like arm waiving!

Last Week's Winners

We gave away copies of Trailer Park Abe, book one in the All American Studs series by Dominique Gerard to FIVE lucky readers: JanjaWaxJenniferShannon, & Beth.

We also gave away eBook copies of My Brother’s Keeper by M. Corvidae to THREE Smutsonian readers: Sara Sherman, Deborah Salter Perry, & Manuela Harris.

Active Giveaways

We’re giving away THREE eBook copies of Blind Man’s Wolf by Amelia Faulkner! Click here to enter!

New Releases

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M. Pierce – After Dark (Night Owl #3)

Katy Evans – Manwhore (Manwhore #1)

Jessica Sorensen – Awakening You (Unraveling You #3)

Kate Meader – Flirting with Fire (Hot in Chicago #1)

Travis Luedke – Angel 6.0: Concubine (Angel 6.0 #1)

Kayla Stonor – Release By Treaty (Qui Treaty Collection #1)

Verity Jacobs – The Music of Temptation

Kristen Proby – Easy with You (With Me in Seattle #8.5)

M. Robinson – Tempting Bad (VIP Spin-off)

Tia Louise – One to Save (One to Hold #6)

Ava Jackson – Stepbrother Master

Aimee Shaye – Forbidden Lust (The Forbidden Series #1)

Samantha Towle – Revved

Georgia Cates – One Last Sin (The Sin Trilogy #3)

Natasha Boyd – Deep Blue Eternity

Cover Reveals

Bey Deckard – Fated: Blood and Redemption (Baal’s Heart #3) Expected publication: April 11th 2015 Available for Pre-Order

Colleen Hoover – November 9 (Expected publication: November 10th 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Victoria Ashley – Thrust (Expected publication: April 6th 2015)

Karina Halle – Racing the Sun (Expected publication: July 28th 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Victoria Danann – Two Princes: The Biker and The Billionaire (Sons of Sanctuary, #1) Expected Publication: June 16, 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Rachel Robinson – Set in Stone (Expected publication: April 9th 2015)

Hot Free Books

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Verity Jacobs – The Science of Attraction

K.J. Charles – A Case of Spirits (A Charm of Magpies #2.5)

C.P. Mandara – Dancing With Death: Ensnared and Enraptured (Evading Death, #1)

 

Sales & Deals

Andrea Smith – G-Men: The Series (Complete box Set) The entire G-Man Series is together for a limited time box set – FOR ONLY 99 CENTS – Yes, those hot, alpha FBI agents, and their ladies, along with the spin-off characters of ‘These Men’ are packaged together for this limited time offer. This is your chance to meet Slate, Taz, Easton, Eli and Cain Maddox if you haven’t yet had the . . . pleasure!

GIF of the Week

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Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

The final days of MM March!

Wow! This month really flew by! Next week we’ll be wrapping up our MM March event and

  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you a review of the final book in Abigail Roux‘s Cut & Run series *squee*
  • We have a review of Camp Hell – book five in The amazing PsyCop series!
  • We’re bringing you a delightful story from Christa Kelly titled Noble Hearts.
  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you a review of Zoey Derrick‘s finale in the 69 Bottles series – Redeeming Kyle… I guess we’re segueing out of MM March with a little MMF…

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 3/21/15

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Let’s start out this week by talking about a fabulous new Anthology: Night Shift: Dirty Things Happen in the Dark features six brand new, never seen novellas by six supremely talented authors – the best part about indulging in this naughty anthology? 100% of the proceeds will be donated to charity so go scoop up this new release and know that you’re reading all that smutty goodness for a good cause 😉

Last Week's Winners

We gave away copies of Love for the Cold-Blooded Or: The Part-Time Evil Minion’s Guide to Accidentally Dating a Superhero by Alex Gabriel to three lucky winners: ​Lisa Nichols, Julie Small, & Ardent eReader!

Active Giveaways

We’re giving away THREE eBook copies of My Brother’s Keeper by M. Corvidae! It’s a deliciously twisted erotic romance with Rentboys & almost-brother love. Click here to enter.

In celebration of our review for DILF Dave (book three in the All American Studs series) by Dominique Gerard, we’re giving away FIVE copies of the first book in the series! Click here to enter.

 

New Releases

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C.D. Reiss – Coda (Songs of Submission #9)

K.A. Robinson – Retribution (Deception #2)

Six Awesome Authors – Night Shift: Dirty Things Happen in the Dark (Anthology)

Mia Storm – Getting Dirty (Jail Bait #1)

Tessa Bailey – Chase Me (Broke and Beautiful #1)

Corinne Michaels – Consolation (The Consolation Duet #1)

Kristen Ashley – Soaring (Magdalene #2)

Kahlen Aymes – Famous (Famous #1)

Katee Robert – Protecting Fate (Serve #6)

Kendall Ryan – Reckless Love (Hard to Love #2)

Sawyer Bennett – Shaken, Not Stirred (Last Call #5)

J.S. Cooper – Disillusioned (Swept Away #2)

Cover Reveals

J.R. Ward – Blood Kiss (Black Dagger Legacy #1) Expected publication: December 1st 2015

Emma Chase – Sustained (The Legal Briefs #2) Expected publication: August 25th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Stylo Fantome – My Time in the Affair (Expected publication: May 2nd 2015)

Tara Crescent – Found (Assassin’s Revenge # 1) Expected publication: April 15th 2015

Lauren Blakely – 21 Stolen Kisses (Expected publication: May 5th 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Penelope Douglas – Misconduct (Expected publication: December 1st 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Hot Free Books

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Cora Seton – The Navy SEAL’s E-Mail Order Bride (The Heroes of Chance Creek #1)

Luke Young – Friends with Partial Benefits (Friends with… Benefits #1)

Ellis Leigh – Claiming His Fate (Feral Breed Motorcycle Club #1)

Jennifer Mancini – Monogamy is Dead (Incubus Rising #1)

Eve Carter – Pure Temptation (Tempted #1)

Rene Folsom – Tempt: A Twisted Wolf Tale (Twisted Wolf Tales #1)

GIF of the Week

Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

More MM March!

  • We have a review of Jade Cain‘s British MM series, Queen & County.
  • We’re continuing the PsyCop series with a review of Secrets.
  • We’ve got a review of Blind Man’s Wolf, a delicious bit of PNR from Amelia Faulkner.

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 3/14/15

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Hello everyone! If you checked your calendar while putting on your nerd pants, you know that its March 14th – otherwise known as PI day! To celebrate, we’re releasing our Weekend Updates post at 9:26am – that means this post went live at 3.1415926 Yay!

*clears throat*
Yeah, that GIF is a little much, even for us…
Here’s a Jensen Ackles GIF to help soothe you…

That’s better…

In other news:
We received some pretty phenomenal Cover Reveals this week.

Look, I’m not saying I wet myself a little with excitement for these books, but I’m not not saying it either.  Two cover reveals from some of my absolute favorite series – 69 Bottles and the Enthrall Sessions – I had a fangirl moment… What of it?

Last Week's Winners

We gave away two eBook copies of SARGE by Bey Deckard. It’s the first book in his F.I.S.T.S. series and features MM D/s – The luck winners were: Jen & Sula!

Active Giveaways

We’re giving away THREE eBook copies of My Brother’s Keeper by M. Corvidae! It’s a deliciously twisted erotic romance with Rentboys & almost-brother love. Click here to enter.

In celebration of our review for DILF Dave (book three in the All American Studs series) by Dominique Gerard, we’re giving away FIVE copies of the first book in the series! Click here to enter.

New Releases

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Shay Savage – Isolated (Evan Arden #4)

Nalini Singh – Rock Hard (Rock Kiss #2)

M.N. Forgy – The Fear That Divides Us (The Devil’s Dust #3)

Colleen Hoover – Confess

Melody Grace – Unwritten (Beachwood Bay #7)

Carmen Jenner – Now Leaving Sugartown (Sugartown #4)

L.H. Cosway – Hearts of Fire (Hearts #2)

Josephine Myles – Scrap (The Bristol Collection #3)

Skye Warren – Love the Way You Lie (Stripped #1)

Julia Sykes – Crusader (Impossible #9)

Stacey Kennedy – Tamed (Club Sin #5)

Cover Reveals

Zoey Derrick – Redeeming Kyle (69 Bottles, #3) Expected Publication: March 31, 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Vanessa Fewings – Cameron’s Contract (Enthrall Novella, #2) Expected publication: May 26th 2015

Aurora Rose Reynolds – Until July (Until Her #1) Expected publication: April 13th 2015

Renee Carlino – Before We Were Strangers (Expected publication: August 4th 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Nikki Sloane – Three Hard Lessons (Blindfold Club #2) Expected publication: April 2015

E.K. Blair – Echo (Black Lotus #2) Expected publication: May 12th 2015

 

Hot Free Books

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Jen Frederick – Undeclared (Woodlands #1)

Vanessa Booke – Bound to You: Volume 1 (Millionaire’s Row #1)

Bianca Sommerland – Celestial Pets: Evil’s Embrace Part One (Celestial Pets # 1)

LK Collins – Fatalism: Alexa and Vincent’s Story (Life. Destiny. Fate #1)

Karen Frances – He’s Captured My Heart (Captured Series # 1)

Lily Jenkins – Love Me Broken

GIF of the Week

Oh Captain, my captain!

Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

More MM March!

  • Our love affair with the PsyCop series continues with our review of Body and Soul by Jordan Castillo Price!
  • We’re bringing you a new piece of PNR from Amelia BishopNight Vision!
  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you an exclusive sneak peek at Redeeming Kyle, book three of Zoey Derrick‘s incredible 69 Bottles series.
  • We’ve got a review of Caged: Love and Treachery on the High Seas  – That’s right people… Pirates. *squee* This is the first book in Bey Deckard‘s Baal’s Heart Trilogy.

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 3/07/15

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 If you’re snowed in (like we are) be sure to take the time to curl up with a warm blanket and a naughty book or three!

We’ve got some amazing selections for you this week, so let’s get started, shall we?

Active Giveaways

We’re giving away two eBook copies of SARGE by Bet Deckard. It’s the first book in her F.I.S.T.S. series and features MM D/s Enter here.

We’re giving away three copies of Love for the Cold-Blooded Or: The Part-Time Evil Minion’s Guide to Accidentally Dating a Superhero by Alex Gabriel. Enter here!

New Releases

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Kendall Grey – Rock (Hard Rock Harlots #4)

(Smutsonian Approved) Dominique Gerard – DILF Dave (All American Studs #3)

Kim Karr – The 27 Club

Kristen Proby – Easy Love (Boudreaux #1)

Jennifer Probst – Chasing Me (Sex on the Beach series)

A.M. Madden – Stone Walls

Lexi Ryan – Something Real (Reckless & Real #2)

Ruth Clampett – The Masterpiece (Work of Art #3)

Joanne Schwehm – The Critic

Jay McLean – Boy Toy Chronicles (Toy Boy Chronicles #1)

C.E. Black – A Shifted Wedding (Alpha Division #2.5)

Cover Reveals

Kindle Alexander – Closet Confession (Part of the Night Shift: Dirty Things Happen in the Dark Anthology) Expected publication: March 17th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Cee Smith – Stolen Donor (Stolen Series, Book 1) Expected Publication: 2015

Jessica Prince – Scattered Colors (Expected Publication: 2015)

Lucia Franco – Hold On to Me (Expected publication: April 28th 2015)

Hot Free Books

Go load up your Kindle with these FREE smutty titles!

Sarah Darlington – He Belongs with Me

Ainsley Booth – Hate Fuck: Part One (Hate Fuck #1)

Sherri Hayes – Welcome to Serpent’s Kiss (Serpent’s Kiss 0.5)

Lola Gabriella – Pink Surrender: An Erotic Romance (Colors of Passion #1)

Magus Tor & Carrie Lynn Weniger – Another Cinderella Story (True Love Comedy, #2)

Carly Phillips – Dare to Love (Dare to Love #1)

 

MM FREEBIES
(Getting you into the MM Spirit!)

Brandon Shire – The Love of Wicked Men – Episode 1 (The Love of Wicked Men #1)

Katie Slater – Pull Out Slowly

GIF of the Week

Well, my Darlings, I’ve been snowed in this week…

I’ve officially seen more snow in the last two days than I’ve seen in my entire life. Somewhere between 16 – 20″ in 24ish hours. Luckily, I was snowed in at home with my dogs, my books, Netflix (Dr. Who), and a mountain of quilts. Others near by weren’t so lucky… Fact: Snow is always better from the inside of your house.

Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

More MM March!

  • We have a review of Criss Cross – book two in our new obsession – The PsyCop series!
  • We’re bringing you a delightfully taboo story from M. Corvidae, My Brother’s Keeper.
  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you the newest title in Dominique Gerard‘s fabulous All American Studs series – DILF Dave is delicious!
  • Because you asked for it, We’ve got a review of Kindle Alexander‘s Double Full. We asked you what MM stories were skipped over by The Smutsonian, and Double Full was the #1 mentioned title.

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Crushing on Jake Bass – My infatuation with Male Model/Porn Star on display (HIGHLY NSFW)