Weekend Updates 7/4/15

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Today is Shurrn’s Birthday!
Go wish her a happy birthday on Twitter ūüôā

We’ve got several giveaways to celebrate, so get ready to win some fun stuff!

Active Giveaways

In celebration of Shurrn’s Birthday, The Smutsonian is giving away a $50 Amazon Gift Card! Click here to Enter!

In celebration our review of Lovely by Elizabeth SaFleur, the author is giving away three amazing prizes on The Smutsonian! Click here to Enter!

We’re giving away three eBook copies of Rebel: A Stepbrother Romance by Kim Linwood. Click here to enter!

We’re thrilled to be giving away both titles in the Enthrall Novellas series from Vanessa Fewings! Meet Dr. Cameron Cole and find out why he dominated our Book Boyfriends list! Click here to enter!

New Releases

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Olivia Cunning – Insider (Exodus End #1)

Kristen Ashley – Ride Steady (Chaos #3)

Sierra Simone – Priest: A Love Story

Holley Trent – One in Waiting (Den of Sin 20)

Jayne Blue – Dex (Great Wolves Motorcycle Club #1)

Ker Dukey – Drawn to You

J.A. Rock – The Grand Ballast

Laurelin McGee – Miss Match

Harper Bentley – Always and Forever (Serenity Point #2)

Tiffany Snow – Power Play (Risky Business #1)

Devyn Morgan – Unfading (Book One)

Tawdra Kandle – The Plan (Crystal Cove Books #2)

Elizabeth Harmon – Turning It On (Red Hot Russians #2)

Lauren Blakely – Sweet Sinful Nights (Sinful Nights #1)

Melissa Brown – Red Carpet Kiss

Elle Aycart – Heavy Secrets

J.L. Merrow – Played! (The Shamwell Tales #2)

Ann Mayburn – Alexandr’s Cherished Submissive (Submissive‚Äôs Wish #3)

Jennifer Probst – Searching for Always (Searching For #4)

Callie Hart – Violent Things (Chaos & Ruin #1)

Cover Reveals

Lana Grayson – Controlling Interests (The Legacy #2) Expected publication: July 15th 2015

Marie James – Begging for Hale (Hale #2) Expected publication: July 14th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Leah Raeder – Cam Girl (Expected publication: November 3rd 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Ash Adams – Meeting the Step (Expected publication: July 6th 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Shay Savage – Caged: Takedown Teague (Caged #1) Expected publication: July 14th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

B.L. Mooney & Laura Emory – Shadow (Expected Publication: July 15th 2015) Available for Pre-Order

 

99 cent Deals

Hot Anthology Alert: Hot Beach Romance: Sand, Sunshine and Sizzle¬†– 15 contemporary romance stories by best-selling and award-winning authors. Each book has a beach setting, an irresistible love story and high sizzle factor. Only 99¬Ę

In celebration of the 1 Year Anniversary for Instant Connection by SL Marshall, you can buy the first book in the Connection Series for just 99¬Ę You can also enter to #Win a $50 Amazon gift card from the author by entering her giveaway!

Hot Free Books

Go load up your Kindle with these FREE smutty titles!
These titles have been hand-picked by the Birthday Girl and all 100% Smutsonian Approved!

Smutsonian Approved Tenaya Jayne – Forbidden Forest (The Legends of Regia #1)

Smutsonian Approved Anna Zaires – Close Liaisons (The Krinar Chronicles #1)

Smutsonian Approved¬†Katy Regnery –¬†Breaking Up with Barrett (The English Brothers #1)

Smutsonian Approved Ella James – Red & Wolfe, Part One (Red & Wolfe #1)

Smutsonian Approved Ophelia Bell – Animus (Sleeping Dragons #1)

Smutsonian Approved Jae T. Jaggart – Cash: Angel, Demon, Rock Star (A Seven Deadly Sins Story #1)

GIF of the Week

It’s no secret that Shurrn is a collector of GIFs – she’s a regular goddamn magpie when it comes to picking up little moving images… Unfortunately, not all awesome GIFs are applicable to reviews or live blogging her books… So, each week Shurrn will bless us with a new ridiculous GIF…

Yes, today is my Birthday, but did you know? Tomorrow is the start of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel!

Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you¬†our list of TOP FIVE BOOK BFFs – Celebrating women in modern romance.
  • We¬†have a review of¬†Kayla Stonor‘s new Sci-Fi BDSM powerhouse, Submit By Treaty.
  • We’re bringing you¬†a review of Trailer Park Abe 2: Abe Down Under¬†because we’ll never get enough of Dominique Gerard‘s fantastically filthy All American Studs Series!
  • Plus¬†our Birth-week celebrations roll on with lovely surprises for our readers!

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Hot Hipster Hunks¬†– Like we wouldn’t have an entire Tumblr dedicated to beards and tattoos? Be serious…

Crushing on Jake Bass - My infatuation with Male Model/Porn Star on display (HIGHLY NSFW)

For the Love of Dicks¬†– Just some good ol’ fashion gay porn¬†(HIGHLY NSFW)

Weekend Updates 5/23/15

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I am ridiculously excited to share this week’s cover reveals – First of all, they’re absolutely beautiful, everything a Cover-Whore dreams of… But loyal readers of the blog know that I am not a Cover-Whore, I am a dedicated Blurb-Whore. I freakin’ LOVE a fabulous blurb and these books deliver! Erotica, Humor, Drama, Fighters, Rock-stars, Executives… There’s something for everyone this week!

Speaking of awesomeness, check out the Freebie section and feast your smutty eyes on TASTE ME, a collection of twenty-seven sexy scenes from the hottest releases of 2015, both newly released and coming soon. And yes, it is FREE.

Last Week's Winners

We gave away a copy of Polished by Alyssa Turner – a fabulous MMF stand-alone with a dash of D/s. Our lucky winner was Cassie Humig Geary!

Active Giveaways

We’re giving away an eBook box set of the Amanda’s Kinkdom series by Connie Cliff. Click here to enter!

We’re giving away a copy of the STORM Box Set by Tara Crescent – all five books in this completed BDSM Erotic Romance. Click here to enter!

New Releases

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Smutsonian Approved Tara Crescent – Freed (Assassin’s Revenge #3)

Smutsonian Approved Travis Luedke – Angel 6.0: Enslaved (Angel 6.0 #3)

Smutsonian Approved Kayla Stonor – Hunted By Treaty (Qui Treaty Collection #3)

C.D. Reiss – ShutterGirl

Colleen Hoover & Tarryn Fisher – Never Never: Part Two (Never Never #2)

Hunter S. Jones – Phoenix Rising: A novel of Anne Boleyn

Katee Robert – Falling for His Best Friend (Out of Uniform #2)

Jennifer Lynne & Roz Lee – Not Vanilla – Voyeurism (Not Vanilla #1)

Alexa Riley – Falling In (Taking the Fall #4)

Chanel Cleeton – Flirting with Scandal (Capital Confessions #1)

Tessa Bailey & Sophie Jordan – Off Base

 

 

Cover Reveals

R.S. Grey – The Allure of Julian Lefray (Expected publication: June 29th 2015)

Zoey Derrick – Taming Dex (69 Bottles #4) Expected publication: June 9th 2015 (Available for Pre-Order)

Amy Harmon – The Song of David (Expected publication: June 15th 2015) Available for Pre-Order

Rebecca Shea – Bound by Lies (Bound and Broken #2) Expected publication: June 15th 2015

M. O’Keefe – Everything I Left Unsaid: A Novel (Expected publication: October 13th¬†2015) Available for Pre-Order

M. O’Keefe – The Truth About Him: A Novel (Expected Publication: November 17th, 2015) Available for Pre-Order

M.N. Forgy – Relinquish (Expected publication: November 17th 2015)

K.L. Grayson & B.T. Urruela – A Lover’s Lament (Expected Publication Fall 2015)

Sigal Ehrlich – Outer Core (Stark, #3) Expected Publication: December 2015

Mara White – Maldeamores (Lovesick) Expected Publication: June 23rd 2015

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hot Free Books

Go load up your Kindle with these FREE smutty titles!

Red Hot Free Anthology! TASTE ME is a collection of twenty-seven sexy scenes from the hottest releases of 2015, both newly released and coming soon.

Jae T. Jaggart – Cash: Angel, Demon, Rock Star (A Seven Deadly Sins Story #1)

Abraham Steele РStarry-Eyed  (Illicit Mates Book 1)

Brandon Shire – The Love of Wicked Men: Episode 1 (The Love of Wicked Men #1)

Cassia Leo – Knox: Volume 1 (Knox #1)

 

Faleena Hopkins – Owned By The Alphas (Werewolves of Yosemite #1)

Evangeline Anderson – Crimson Debt (Born to Darkness #1)

B.L. Wilde – Desire (The Seductors #1)

 

Jasinda Wilder – Jack and Djinn (The Houri Legends #1)

 

Laura Day – Long Way Down (Fallen Angels MC #1)

 

 

 

 

 

GIF of the Week

It’s no secret that Shurrn is a collector of GIFs – she’s a regular goddamn magpie when it comes to picking up little moving images… Unfortunately, not all awesome GIFs are applicable to reviews or live blogging her books… So, each week Shurrn will bless us with a new ridiculous GIF…

Happy Memorial Day Weekend! Enjoy your bonfires and beaches and outdoor time!

Next Week

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • The Smutsonian is thrilled to bring you a review of A Bittersweet Taste of Oblivion – the Channeling Morpheus box set from Jordan Castillo Price – this set of books 6-10 represents the thrilling conclusion of the series and solidifies our love for Wild Bill & Michael’s romance.
  • We¬†have a review of BOUGHT, the second book in Tara Crescent‘s gripping Assassin’s Revenge series.
  • We’re bringing you a dose of Pony Play with Named and Shamed, book four in C.P. Mandara‘s delicious Pony Tales series!

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Hot Hipster Hunks¬†– Like we wouldn’t have an entire Tumblr dedicated to beards and tattoos? Be serious…

Crushing on Jake Bass - My infatuation with Male Model/Porn Star on display (HIGHLY NSFW)

For the Love of Dicks¬†– Just some good ol’ fashion gay porn¬†(HIGHLY NSFW)

Weekend Updates 10/04/14

This week marks the completion of a very interesting project from author¬†S.L. Scott. Her series¬†From the Inside Out is not your usual trilogy… In the first two books of the series, the main character¬†Jules Weston finds her love split between two men. The reader chooses her path – Team Austin or Team Dylan. One book for each man. Two different endings for the series. I’m incredibly intrigued by this format, and I can’t wait to choose for myself!

S.L. Scott – Scorned (From the Inside Out #1)

S.L. Scott – Jealousy (From the Inside Out #2)

S.L. Scott – Dylan (From the Inside Out #3)

S.L. Scott – Austin (From the Inside Out #4)

 

Another fun fact – The first book in this series Scorned, is FREE for a limited time on Amazon!

So… This isn’t exactly breaking news, it’s¬†highly amusing… Check out this video from BuzzFeed – The Edible Sex Toy Taste Test:

If you happen to be a fuck-toy foodie, please leave us us your recommendations in the comments – it’s almost time to start thinking about holiday shopping ūüėČ Not like Santa will be bringing us anything. We’re all on the naughty list!

Oh, and guess what’s happening next week? The fourth book in Emma Chase‘s Tangled Series will go live – are you pumped for more¬†Drew and Kate?

Last Week we gave away a copy of Vampire Princess Bride to Tina Jennings Seagraves.

You can be a winner too!
The following contest are still open:

Click here to enter to win signed copies of the first two books in the No Weddings Series from Kat & Stone Bastion – open internationally.

Click here to win one of 5 eBook copies of Trailer Park Abe РBook one in the All American Studs Series from Dominique Gerard.

 Click the Cover to see the details on Amazon:

(Smutsonian Approved) Kat & Stone Bastion – One Funeral (No Weddings #2)

(Will be reviewed on The Smutsonian) Anna Zaires РKeep Me (Twist Me #2)

(Will be Reviewed on The Smutsonian) Lisa Henry – Sweetwater

Lili St. Germain – Two Roads (Gypsy Brothers #6)

Red Phoenix – Brie’s Denver Desires (Submissive in Love #2)

Melody Anne – Holiday Treasure (Billionaire Bachelors #10)

Katie Porter – Snap (Command Force Alpha #2)

Vivi Andrews – Taming the Lion (Lone Pine Pride #2)

Claire Contreras – The Sinner’s Bargain (Contracts & Deceptions #2)

Stacey Lynn – Point of Freedom (Nordic Lords MC #3) Expected Publication: October 23

Nelle L’Amour – THAT MAN 4 (The Wedding Story-Part 1) Expected publication: October 31

Go load up your Kindle with these free smutty titles on Amazon:

(Smutsonian Approved) Jae T. Jaggart – Cash: Angel, Demon, Rock Star (A Seven Deadly Sins Story #1)

(Smutsonian Approved) Red Phoenix – Brie Pleases Her New Master (After Graduation #1)

(Smutsonian Approved) Victoria Danann – My Familiar Stranger (Knights of Black Swan #1)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Smutsonian Approved) Ella James – Red & Wolfe, Part I (Red & Wolfe #1)

Tara Crescent – Magic Everywhere (Chronicles of Raan #1)

(Smutsonian Approved) Ella James – Selling Scarlett (Love Inc. #1)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jayne Blue – The Consultant (WLUV #1)

Roxy Sloane – The Invitation: Prequel (The Invitation #1)

Angela Graham – Indulge (Harmony 0.5)

I’m on vacation!
I’ve got no time for a confession this week, so I leave you this GIF:

We are absolutely packed with smutty goodness next week!
Some of the exciting highlights: 

  • The second book in the NIGHTS IN VENICE¬†series from¬†the amazing Tara Crescent
  • A naughty little call girl story from Jayne Blue
  • We’re reviewing the third book¬†Red & Wolfe Series from Ella James
  • We have the debut title of breakthrough author Lorelai LaBelle

Plus we have excerpts, interviews with some of the most talented authors to type a sex-scene, and several giveaways! Stay tuned my darling perverts!

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Weekend Updates 8/30/14

The most exciting news of the week came from the windfall of New Releases which finally graced our lonely bookshelves… Well, not very lonely… Some of us have an out of control TBR List *hangs head in shame* Anyway! It was like one-click Christmas with all the exciting titles available this week, so I hope you grabbed a few for yourself. Need some recommendations? I’ve posted a list of some of the releases I’m excited about later in this post!

Teasers keep popping up for Captivated by You – the highly-fucking-anticipated fourth book in Sylvia Day‘s Crossfire Series. Like this one I found on Tumblr:

Each time this happens – like a smutty Pavlov’s Dog – I immediately check Sylvia Day’s website to see if I missed the announcement… It’s the same every time… No Cover Image, no anticipated release date… I can’t even verify these damn teasers anymore… But rest assured, this blogger will lose her shit when this book finally comes out.

There was a cute article posted on BookBub this week titled:¬†16 Things Romance Readers are Tired of Hearing – it was GIF-filled silliness, but you should check it out. It definitely gave me a taste of what to expect at my High School reunion next month. I love what I do, but I’m not looking forward to telling people I haven’t seen in over a decade that I’m sort of internet famous for reading Erotica…

Speaking of Internet famous – The Smutsonian crested 9,500 email subscribers this week and continues to grow at a ridiculous pace… Thank you!

Leafmarks is a new(ish) website which is being touted as a newer sexier GoodReads – a place to connect with other readers, post reviews, live blog your reading progress, etc. This site has been listening carefully to the complaints of GR users and endeavoring to create a more user-friendly atmosphere. I’m currently withholding judgement on the site as it expands, though I have created a profile and uploaded my reading history for GR – which was a very easy process.

 

eBooks, and Kindles, and Gift Cards, Oh My!

Last week Ben Burgess Jr. graciously offered up an eBook of his novel Monster to one lucky winner… That winner was Mary Preston!

You can be a Winner Too! On Monday we spotlighted Patricia A. Knight who has a HUGE giveaway to celebrate the upcoming 4th Book in the Verdantia Series. The RaffleCopter includes a Kindle Paperwhite, Four Autographed books, and bookmarks! Click here to enter!

But wait, there’s more! On Thursday we hosted a release celebration for FOLLOW¬†and a Cover Reveal for LIKE – the first and second books from the new Social Media Series by JA Huss. In addition to providing us with teasers and a panty-melting Excerpt, JA Huss is also giving away a $50 Amazon Gift Card, autographed copy of FOLLOW, and a Social media Swag Pack! Click here to enter!

 Click the Cover to see the details on Amazon:

(Smutsonian Approved) Alessandra Torre – Black Lies

J.A. Huss – Follow (Social Media #1)

Ella James – Beast, Part II (Beast #2)

Melody Anne – Bound (Forbidden #1)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jessica Sims – Wanted: Wild Thing (Midnight Liaisons #4)

Lora Leigh – Ultimate Sins (The Callahans #4)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Katie Porter – Own (Command Force Alpha #1)

Julia Sykes – Impossible: The Companion Trilogy (Sean’s POV) (Impossible #1.5)

Robyn Carr – The Homecoming (Thunder Point #6)

 

Lori Foster – No Limits (Ultimate #1)

Lauren Dane – The Best Kind of Trouble (The Hurley Boys #1)

Milly Taiden – Twice the Growl (Paranormal Dating Agency #1)

Sixteen Awesome Authors РHometown Heroes: Hotter Ever After РAll proceeds of this $1.99 Box Set go to benefit the Pets for Vets Charity!

K. Bromberg – Raced (The Driven Trilogy #4) Expected Publication: September 15th 2014 Available for Pre-Order

J.A. Huss – LIKE (Social Media #2) Expected Publication September 20th – Available for Pre-Order

Bella Jewel – Melancholy (Jokers’ Wrath MC #2) Expected Publication: September 15th – Available for Pre-Order

C.D. Reiss – Ruin (Songs of Corruption #2) Expected Publication: October 14th – Available for Pre-Order

Go load up your Kindle with these free smutty titles on Amazon:

(Smutsonian Approved) Ella Dominguez РBecoming Sir (The Art of D/s Spinoff)

(Smutsonian Approved) Jae T. Jaggart – Cash: Angel, Demon, Rock Star (A Seven Deadly Sins Story #1)

(Smutsonian Approved) Ella Ardent – Submission (The Plume #1)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lili St. Germain – Seven Sons (Gypsy Brothers #1)

Clare Atling – Lies and Love

Raven Blackbird – Big Bad Booty Momma

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Selena Kitt – Under Mr Nolan’s Bed: Revised (Under Mr. Nolan’s Bed #1)

Multiple Authors – Mocha Chocolate: Taste A Piece of Ecstasy (Anthology)

Bethany Rousseau – His Every Command (An Heir For The Billionaire #1)

You know I’m a lover and collector of GIFs… Finding the perfect GIF to spice up a review is some kind of perverted triumph of mine. Which brings me to this week’s confession:¬†The endless search¬†for images to accompany Erotica reviews has turned my browser¬†history into a scary place.

I fuck up Google’s understanding of what married women in their late twenties search for on the internet to an alarming degree. They don’t even bother with their condescending “Did you mean…?”, nope. They skip straight to:

Oh but it is!! You can’t imagine the things my poor husband has seen while casually walking by… Like this: Angry Asshole Eats Balls (Seriously NSFW) how do you NOT click on a link that says that?!?I don’t even try to explain myself anymore, I just travel further down¬†the rabbit hole… Note: Google “Rabbit Hole” at your peril.

Luckily I discovered on Instagram this week that I’m not the only one: check out what I found on Alessandra Torre’s feed:

…and yes, I looked it up.
It’s exactly what you think it is.

Between my searches and my well known affinity for gay porn, let’s just say that clearing my search history¬†isn’t going to solve much… And don’t get me started on the “Directed Advertisements” which rely on this information. Oh well, it’s completely worth it!

We have an exciting week planned for you! We’re reviewing an ARC of Her’s to Claim (the as-yet unreleased fourth book in the Verdantia Series) from Patricia A. Knight. We’re spotlighting a husband and wife author team who just released an Erotic Romance together – I ask all the good questions about writing sex with your spouse!¬†I’ll be reviewing the first book from Tara Crescent‘s new Romance/BDSM Erotica Serial Series: A Thief in Venice. We’ll review the fifth book in the Brie Series from Red Pheonix (*fans self*) – and much more!

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